Onefinemess

The blog formerly known as Onefinemess.

Quick Robin! To the adult store! But which one Batman? WHICH ONE????

| January 23, 2005

OK, so I am amused beyond all reasoning at the number of adult stores, peep shows and “exotic dance” buildings (I call them buildings and not clubs because they are often tiny one-room looking square buildings) up here. I mean, I like beating the meat as much as the next guy but, seriously if I [...]

Portland ho!

| January 8, 2005

Not like we were sailing or anything – but it’s always funny to put “ho” at the end of a sentence. Right? Seriously…I’m fucking hilarious right? I need social justification for existence! AHHHHH. Not. Anyway…Portland (OR) is fucking beautiful. Trees for days, clean air and a population density low enough to make Santa fart – [...]