pet peeve: chocolate in trail mix
Who thought of this? Seriously.
Person 1: Man, I want a healthy snack chock full of nuts and dried fruits.
Person 2: That would be great, you know what would make it better – let’s put in a bunch of chunks of chocolate!
*sound of shotgun*
P1: It sure would be great if I had a bunch of long storing, no heating/cooling required food bits that I could take with me on my hike, on these trails. Maybe a mix of say, nuts and dried fruits…I could call it tr-
P2: Trail mix! The name was totally my idea, I win! And let’s put in some chunks of chocolate so whenever you’re hiking in the heat it all melts and turns the whole thing into a shitty mess that gets all over your hands!
*sound of shotgun*
I know people like sweet shit..but can’t they just call that “chocolate trail mix” or something and leave it separate?
agreed.
you know, i’m getting a little bit concerned that I seem to agree with you all the time now…yeah. i’m worried about that.
Maybe you should see my shrink: me. He’ll tell you that I have a pretty good idea about the shape of reality. Maybe not the face though, that’s creepy.
You’re funny. Would you still have a problem if they put chocolate in your peanut butter?
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I think not.