number 9 in d*nkey p*rn!!?
Wow.
I just don’t know what to say. Click on the image below to expand it if you can’t read it.
(I was #11 this afternoon, but was up to #9 just now before I post this. Wow.)
Number 9. NINE. Out of 269,000 (the weird thing is earlier it was out of 2,000,000 – and I *think* my settings are the same). I want a fucking trophy. Seriously. All thanks to one magical post with a three (?) layer joke that no one else will find as amusing as I do. (Obviously they didn’t or they would have commented!)
How did I come to find out about this rather mortifying achievement? Well, I noticed that every single time I check my blog stats someone had found my by searching for ‘d*nkey p*rn’. The first couple times I just thought to myself “Wow, that’s funny.” and moved on. But after like the twentieth time I started to wonder. I’ve gotten hits on that post every single day since I posted it. Not like, huge #s of hits, but hits nonetheless.
Nevermind that people are googling ‘d*nkey p*rn’ AND making it to the second page – although at some point I must have been much farther down in the rankings (the more hits you get the more google bumps you up), but people are googling ‘d*nkey p*rn’ and then deciding it’s somehow ok to read a oneliner about their pastime of interest instead of watching the nastyass videos they were probably looking for.
I don’t know what to think about that.
But I still want a trophy.
Well, you’re going to get up there even higher now that you posted again.
If you change the text of the link to the original post to something like “d*nkey P*rn” you’ll probably get up to #3 at least.
Yes, but that would defeat the purpose of preserving that line of thought forever.
I am curious how far it will go with this second post.
c’mon, you gotta change it.
don’t make the start cross posting d*nkey p*rn comment links!
I know I only found this blog while looking for d*nkey p*rn myself.
@Josh: WTF does “don’t make the start cross posting d*nkey p*rn comment links!” mean? Either I’m really tired, or that’s really confusing.
[edit: WOW. I was tired. Duh.]
@Eric: But of course. I hope I have satisfied your d*nkey p*rn cravings with my D*nkey Kong style kung fu.
Oh my love. You truly make me proud. *wipes tear*
And Eric….you continue to amuse me.
Forget the children, Andy. You are the future.
I was up to #8 earlier…funny, right now I’m 8 AND 9.
Update: I’m up to 5 & 17 right now.
Yes, but why d*nkeys? If people are out to watch s*x with animals … why would they not be into giraffes and hippos…a kangaroo for example? EA, the bigger the better seemed to always be our motto, did it not? What is this small-time stuff about d*nkeys?
I can definitely share your sentiment on coming in at number three! I would have been proud also! I am not sure that I would have ever posted something on d*nkey p*rno, nor gone to such lengths as posting further info about the success of a blog about d*nkey p*rno, but then again… I am here, so.
funny stuff!
You are funny !
I’m down to #23! Heyyyy, that’s a good number.
Yeah… I liked that movie until it was stupid. Still like watching it – just have to mentally rewrite stuff.
Today I’m at an all-time high of NUMBER 3!
I’m number 6 today, AFTER having removed everything? Silly google cache – clear thyself!