Wolverine: Manifest Destiny

was really dumb.

Especially the ending.  It was a lot like all those cheesy movies with the one white guy who becomes the kung fu master without ever learning how to properly pronounce “kung fu” (although I’m sure Wolverine could at least do that)  – and does 95% of their learning in montages and flashbacks.

LAME!

And the resolution was extra taco sauce on top of a crapsadilla.

I wonder if this HUGE new chunk of Wolverbaggage will be addressed in any of the 5?6? series he is appearing in other than the one this writer will be writing (yes, Wolverine is getting a 4th solo title – more than Superman & Batman! – although the main one will technically be a Daken title for a while.  Which doesn’t matter, because he’s just more Wolverine/attempt to cash in).

Lets recount.

Solo:

Dark Wolverine! (Daken)
Wolverine: First Class
Wolverine Origins
Wolverine: Weapon X (or something like that I forget)
+at least 1 ltd series at any given time

Team:

Uncanny X-Men
Astonishing X_men
X-Force (with X-23: Wolverine x2 !)
New Avengers
Dark Avengers (Daken)

I’m sure I missed something.  Maybe he’ll work his way into Guardians of the Galaxy too….Seriously. I love Wolverine – but any love is bounded by sanity.

Sanity motherfuckers.  Which knows restraint.


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