Greg Land strikes again!
W T F?
panel from Uncanny X-Men #509
That’s Lady Deathstrike. With 8 claw penises piercing Wolvy from behind. Uh hu. It looks like he might be kind of enjoying it though.
SERIOUSLY. Does every face Greg Land traces have to come from porn??? Every single one?
And why is she straddling him? She wouldn’t even have the leverage to dig her claws in like that would she? So why…oh RIGHT. Because he TRACED SOME PORN. Then added claws.
Oh. And she’s talking while licking him, or something. Somehow I’m sure that was Greg’s idea, and not in the writer’s script: “Lady Deathstrike viciously impales Wolverine from behind with her claws, while straddling him like a horny teenager and managing to say something while licking his shoulder.” Yeah. Quality plotting there.
Look, I can see how some people might thing his stuff is “pretty” – but it’s a fucking mirage! Look closer! It’s like a porn star with lots of plastic surgery and makeup – you might not notice how beastly they are when all you see is the back of their head as they are getting slammed or something…but then, when the cameraman accidentally leaves the focus on their face for too long – when it’s not in motion – you get a little sick in your mouth…or so I’m told.
Yeah, it’s like that.
[UPDATE: Found an awesome link with tons of his tracings.]
WHOA. He’s like the thing that won’t stop drawing porn! This is GROSS. And his face is not one of someone being impaled, so much as someone being boyfriend-banged. You know how you REALLY know it’s porn? She’s basically trying to maintain eye contact with the camera man. PORN.
Good call on the facial angle.
Notice that the “claws” just look like they were cut and pasted on too – barely any disruption in his skin where giant claws pierce entirely through him?? OK!!111
I’m thinking he mostly traces porn because he figures less people are likely to figure out what he was tracing …he’s probably just grabbing obscure random freebie porn pics.
Craptasia, I didn’t even notice that! For all the detail in Wolverine’s ripped muscles, those claws running him through don’t seem to have done any damage. I’m not even convinced that the claws and her elbows are maintaining the proper angle for this to have happened!
Why does this guy still have a job??!!!
It’s shit like this that makes me question whether or not I want Z and Mad to even get into comic books… I mean, I could just spring for Hustler or something. And it’s not only this guy, I’m getting so sick and tired of women with ginormous tits saving the planet.
Happy Hustlin’ 3rd Birthday, Zephyr.