No, being a child molester is NOT the same as being gay
Let’s take a trip down shit-logic lane, shall we?
- Man molests pre-pubescent boy.
- Therefore, man must be attracted to males.
- Therefore, man is gay.
- Therefore, all/most gays are child molesters.
Now, of course we can all point out the obvious logical fallacy involved in traversing the gulf between steps 3 and 4, right?
If not, please don’t call me. Ever.
Instead, I’m going to dwell briefly on the more interesting breakdown of the brain between steps 1 & 2.
Oh wait, first, lets run the same logic train on a man who molested a little girl (which never happens, right?!):
- Man molests pre-pubescent girl.
- Therefore, man must be attracted to girls.
- Therefore, man is straight.
- Therefore, all/most straights are child molesters.
Oooo. It burns doesn’t it? It should. If not, pick up your phone – and don’t call me.
An average gay man, just like an average straight man, is attracted to people on the post- side of that wacky, sticky river of puberty. The entrances just don’t completely overlap. Hey – no harm, no foul eh?
Let’s get something straight:
There is a huge gulf between pre- and post- pubescence. You should not be sexually attracted to someone on the pre- side of that river.
If you are, you are psychologically, hormonally, biologically (ETC!) damaged and should be kept away from children.
THE END.
So please, TV ads and ignorant people in general, please shut the fuck up with the “protect the children from the gays!” bullshit. Your logic is insulting, not to mention insulting.
Protection doesn’t necessarily mean from rape, I assume. Plus, best last line ever. Srsly.
*slow clap*
Word and double word.
where the heck are you seeing these TV ads?
and also
shhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit damn!