stuff I don’t like #5: fake-and-bakers

onefinemess | April 22, 2008

Fake tans. I can’t stand them.
There are lots of places to get fake tans in the Portland area. Because, you know, you won’t stand out at all in a city where THERE IS NO SUN 9+ months a year you have no sun. Here’s some random info about the history of sunless [...]

stuff I don’t like #4: all the urchins near Pioneer Square

onefinemess | April 12, 2008

Jesus.
H. (P.?)
Christ.
Those kids are annoying.
A few weeks ago I was walking somewhere to find some food on my lunchbreak, and one of them turns around and starts pissing. He’s standing on the sidewalk, right behind a hotdog or some other bullshit vendor. Right on the side of the fucking courthouse. Or [...]

stuff I don’t like #3: people who don’t pick up their dog shit

onefinemess | April 1, 2008

Seriously.  What the hell is wrong with these people.
They were especially bad in LA, but there are plenty of them here as well.   I love people who have giant dogs in small apartments/condos/other things with no yard/etc.  They largely fall into the group under discussion.
I had an idea about starting a website that just posts [...]

stuff I don’t like #2: the way so many suck bike-rider dick in Portland

onefinemess | March 31, 2008

Seriously, bikers (Cyclists? Whatever, the non-motorcycle riding type.) are not that great. They are not saving the world. Not very much at least. Hey, maybe it actually is better to drive? Or maybe not, who knows. All I know is the general populace of Portland (or the ones who [...]

stuff one specific white guy doesn’t like #1: tight black pants on guys

onefinemess | March 26, 2008

Seriously, what the hell is up with these? Don’t they hurt? They look like they hurt. No matter how much you want, you can’t have girl hips. I’m sorry – live with it.
I’m sure it’s all part of the whole androgyny rebellion thing, but it annoys me.
I mean, in general [...]