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		<title>So Best Buy is selling guitar amps now?</title>
		<link>http://onefinemess.rhinopanda.net/2009/03/12/so-best-buy-is-selling-guitar-amps-now/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Mar 2009 03:44:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>onefinemess</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[guitar amps]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[and not just kid shit.  They&#8217;ve had the little stuff for a while.  But evidently now it&#8217;s getting serious. I stopped into one on my lunch break to check out some laptops (I HATE the new layouts they&#8217;ve got in all the stores now btw&#8230;feels way too&#8230;I dunno, off), and I was greeted by a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>and not just kid shit.  They&#8217;ve had the little stuff for a while.  But evidently now it&#8217;s <a href="http://www.bestbuy.com/site/olspage.jsp?skuId=8450213&amp;st=marshall&amp;lp=10&amp;type=product&amp;cp=1&amp;id=1203815458723" target="_blank">getting serious</a>.</p>
<p>I stopped into one on my lunch break to check out some laptops (I HATE the new layouts they&#8217;ve got in all the stores now btw&#8230;feels way too&#8230;I dunno, off), and I was greeted by a Marshall full stack &amp; head in the entryway thing.</p>
<p>WTF?</p>
<p>Maybe this won&#8217;t be as strange to people that aren&#8217;t &#8220;into&#8221; electric guitars (and shit)&#8230;but to me this is shades of the Twilight Zone.  Now, I didn&#8217;t go check &#8230;but I&#8217;m just going to go out on a limb and wager that you can&#8217;t bring in your guitar (or grab a sweet Jag off the rack :) :) ), plug it into one, and crank that shit.</p>
<p>Just a guess.  Hell, maybe you can.</p>
<p>But if you can&#8217;t&#8230;WTF?</p>
<p>Because that&#8217;s how you shop for an amp.  I suppose if you find out that they have a great deal on an amp, you could go try it out at a guitar shop (or the Guitar World right down the street from this Best Buy), then come back here and buy it without ever touching it&#8230;but that rings really false to my inner artist. Both pretentious and not.</p>
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		<title>Vanilla &amp; Hammer&#8230;.together again.  In Utah? WTF</title>
		<link>http://onefinemess.rhinopanda.net/2009/03/10/vanilla-hammertogether-again-in-utah-wtf/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Mar 2009 00:30:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>onefinemess</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[WTF of the day]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[expiration date long since passed]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[MC Hammer]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Vanilla Ice]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[From Newsweek, via Ta-Nehisi, wtf! Wow and quadruple wow. So, so rich.  And creamy! Oh gawd, it&#8217;s sour, sour sour. Food poisoning.  Maybe.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>From <a href="http://www.newsweek.com/id/188027?from=rss" target="_blank">Newsweek</a>, via <a href="http://ta-nehisicoates.theatlantic.com/archives/2009/03/hammer_and_vanilla_ice_together_again.php" target="_blank">Ta-Nehisi</a>, wtf!</p>
<p>Wow and quadruple wow.</p>
<p>So, so rich.  And creamy!</p>
<p>Oh gawd, it&#8217;s sour, sour sour.</p>
<p>Food poisoning.  Maybe.</p>
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		<title>what&#8230;the&#8230;fu</title>
		<link>http://onefinemess.rhinopanda.net/2009/02/25/whatthefu/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Feb 2009 08:06:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>onefinemess</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[TV]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[WTF of the day]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Japan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[not exactly the Truman Show]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[weird]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[ck? Discuss. PS. The Japanese are WEIRD.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.quirkyjapan.or.tv/nasubi.html" target="_blank">ck</a>?</p>
<p>Discuss.</p>
<p>PS. The Japanese are <strong>WEIRD</strong>.</p>
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		<title>this story needs more press</title>
		<link>http://onefinemess.rhinopanda.net/2008/12/19/this-story-needs-more-press/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Dec 2008 17:28:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>onefinemess</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[WTF of the day]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bad cops]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cops attempt to kidnap 12 year old girl]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[stupidity]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t usually post for single links (but who knows, maybe I&#8217;ll start, some things do need more discussion) but this story was so vile that I had to. Plainclothes police officers beat and attempt to kidnap a 12 year old girl.  Father charged with assaulting police officers for trying to stop 3 men from [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t usually post for single links (but who knows, maybe I&#8217;ll start, some things do need more discussion) but this story was so vile that I had to.</p>
<p><a href="http://blogs.houstonpress.com/hairballs/2008/12//galveston_false_arrest.php" target="_blank">Plainclothes police officers beat and attempt to kidnap a 12 year old girl.  Father charged with assaulting police officers for trying to stop 3 men from dragging his daughter into a van. </a></p>
<p>ARE Y O U F U C K I N G K I D D I N G M E?</p>
<p>This is probably the worst &#8220;stupid cop&#8221; (not to mention racist) I&#8217;ve heard in years, and these guys should be locked the fuck up.  I hope the family gets a LOT of money from the city/cop shop and those cop lose their jobs and (as some commenters suggested) get flagged as sex offenders.  Let&#8217;s see how they like having their lives ruined.  That poor girl.</p>
<p>[edit: For the sake of blog courtesy, I found the story <a href="http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2008/12/18/its-easy-for-cops-to-confuse-a-black-12-year-old-with-two-white-women-a-white-man-right/" target="_blank">here</a>.  It is also on digg...so MAYBE it will make it to the mainstream media.  I hope so. ]</p>
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		<title>WTF of the day: Nigerian cat-woman</title>
		<link>http://onefinemess.rhinopanda.net/2008/05/24/wtf-of-the-day-nigerian-cat-woman/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 May 2008 00:14:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>onefinemess</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Huh. Ok, so they&#8217;re superstitious. I get it. Poor 3rd cat I guess.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.tribune.com.ng/22052008/news/news2.html" target="_blank">Huh</a>.  Ok, so they&#8217;re superstitious.  I get it.</p>
<p>Poor 3rd cat I guess.</p>
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		<title>WTF of the day: people line up at 24hr Apple store for no reason</title>
		<link>http://onefinemess.rhinopanda.net/2008/05/23/wtf-of-the-day-people-line-up-at-24hr-apple-store-for-no-reason/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 May 2008 22:25:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>onefinemess</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[WTF of the day]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[stupid]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[You can&#8217;t make this shit up. OK, I get it. You&#8217;re so used to lining up for random shit that Apple people tell you is cool that somehow, subconsciously you decided that maybe the reverse would work: line up and random shit will appear. But seriously guys, this is taking a bit far. I like [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You can&#8217;t make <a href="http://www.engadgetmobile.com/2008/05/22/iphone-line-forms-at-apples-flagship-for-absolutely-no-reason/" target="_blank">this shit</a> up.</p>
<p>OK, I get it.  You&#8217;re so used to lining up for random shit that Apple people tell you is cool that somehow, subconsciously you decided that maybe the reverse would work: line up and random shit will appear.</p>
<p>But seriously guys, this is taking a bit far.</p>
<p>I like how the <a href="http://improveverywhere.com/" target="_blank">improv everywhere</a> guy has already said it&#8217;s not them.  Because that was my second though, right after pod-person stupidity and right before &#8220;maybe there actually is something coming out and they know about it and the rest of the internet doesn&#8217;t&#8221;.</p>
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