Onefinemess

The blog formerly known as Onefinemess.

China horribly embarasses itself

| September 26, 2008

http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/world/6022062.html Wow.  Just wow.  You can’t make this shit up.

why the media should apologize

| September 4, 2008

This is funny. Because man, if the Republicans of last night are to be believed, those crazy “elitist media” folks are right up there with the devil & Barack as the cause of all our woes.   And Republicans will save us!!! From 8 years of damage caused by …oh shit…other Republicans.     Hmm.  I [...]

the sexlympics?

| August 22, 2008

Dang, I didn’t know it was like Disney World employee village all up in there. But it does make sense. But what is up with that image of a deep, deep wedgie they feature so prominently?  Ugg.

another CPS fuckup

| May 7, 2008

This one in Michigan. Nevermind that parents should be able to give their children alcohol if they want (although 7 might be a bit young), but this a was a fucking accident. At least they got their son back & their lives weren’t destroyed, and at least the people involved admitted what they were doing [...]

Friday links

| May 2, 2008

Well, its the end of yet another exciting week of life – here are some of the more interesting things I’ve found to amuse myself with on the web this week. Clinton or Obama: decision tree – a pretty neat graphic CNN has a story up on how genetic information from Africa tells us that [...]

Obama on Fox

| April 28, 2008

Not on Vivica A – on Fox news. Which one would be more surprising I can’t say. Transcript here. I had originally linked to the 4 part youtube version, BUT the fucking tard that appears to be the only person with the clips posted…he edited the audio tracks so that about 1/3 to 1/2 of [...]

crazy fiddling

| April 9, 2008

OK, so I think you have to call it a “violin” if it’s being used to play classical music (and worth millions of dollars).  Anyway, I found a pretty cool story yesterday when browsing the list of Pulitzer winners for 2008.  I suppose it should be cool if it won a Pulitzer, but the fact [...]

That Chinese sub story

| November 28, 2007

How is the media NOT all over this? They love trying to scare people. This is a “real” clue about a possible threat, much more “real” than a lot of the stupid terrorist BS they are always trying to get us with. I keep stopping people in the office, and asking them if they’ve seen [...]

Truth in reporting? Never.

| October 18, 2007

Or, I could have called it “How news headlines are like the WB’s commercials for Gilmore Girls” (only 1 person will get this joke, and it was still worth it!). I was reading the news on the crapper today. On my phone. Because I can. And because I’m tired of looking at Kid Rock’s ugly [...]

just in case the spider thing wasn’t nasty enough

| August 31, 2007

Another <adjective> news story passed on from co-workers. This is just a warning, do NOT click on this link if you are upset, or easily upset, because it’s really upsetting. I’ll just spell out what it is in the link text, so you know what to avoid. pitbull sodomizes baby Yeah, I said it. Now, [...]