Onefinemess

onefinemess | June 14, 2008

art movies give me a headache even when there’s sex & nudity.

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onefinemess | May 5, 2007

Don’t read this if you don’t want to be spoiled. I’d also suggest not watching the movie, but hey. The short of it: It sucked. It did not pass go, did not collect $200, and did succumb to the X-Men 3/Bat Man & Robin/three-quel curse. The long of it: The action scenes were really great, [...]

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onefinemess | July 29, 2006

I say “watched” because I’m not sure what you technically call it when more than half the time you have fast forward on. The question now is how much time do I spend describing how poorly it was executed? Hmmm, choices choices. One thing I was reminded of right off the bat is how poor [...]

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onefinemess | July 4, 2006

First off, I’m waiting to drink hot dirt right now. You heard me, hot dirt. Ok, so it’s some kind of wierd herbal conconction the acupuncturist prescribed – but I’ll try anything once. Yet another step on my interesting journey to treat or perhaps someday cure the interesting things that go in within my bowels [...]

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onefinemess | March 30, 2006

glaring plot issues: *Scott’s “death”: He’d better not actually be dead, or that was the worst, most dishonorable movie death EVER. *How did it get from broad daylight to the middle of the night so fast? (The “bridge scene”). *I thought Jean was a real redhead, not some brunette with a $5 home dye job. [...]

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onefinemess | March 18, 2006

OK, no it’s not as bad as my subject line suggests, in fact I think it was a very well done movie, especially considering how much they had to condense. I don’t think anything will ever be able to compete with Sin City for level of faithfulness to the comic source, but I think this [...]

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onefinemess | March 4, 2006

Ok, first off, go see Dave Chapelle’s Block Party. No seriously, do it now. I cannot wait for the DVD, supposedly they’ve got the whole 8 hour concert recorded another 100 hours or so of footage, at the very least I hope the whole concert is on there. Don’t go expecting comedy…it’s not a stand [...]

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onefinemess | December 11, 2004

Not really much to say here, it’s pretty much what you’d expect. Overall I give it a solid “B”. Worth a few bucks, you know what you’re getting – if you liked the first two you’ll probably enjoy this one. I liked the Blade 2 better, but not a bad movie by any means. There [...]

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